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math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.



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I love sex


i really like this picture.
i would love to re-create this
too bad i have no skills

i really like this picture.

i would love to re-create this

too bad i have no skills

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i need to paint my nails

i need to paint my nails


how are you so perfect

how are you so perfect


forensicsandpathology:

thesuperjew:

forensicsandpathology:

popoppy:

forensicsandpathology:

An enlarged heart from obesity or high blood pressure may be twice the size of a normal heart.

forensicsandpathology:

thesuperjew:

forensicsandpathology:

popoppy:

forensicsandpathology:

An enlarged heart from obesity or high blood pressure may be twice the size of a normal heart.

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toxical:

#swag

toxical:

#swag

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ilymorgannn:

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Omfg let me love you

ilymorgannn:

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Omfg let me love you


black-and-white:

dancer against concrete | by HowNowVihao

black-and-white:

dancer against concrete | by HowNowVihao

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